Funny Things Kids Say About Pregnancy


	Pregnancy - LOL! by Nick Hilleshiem (Davenport, IA, USA) My wife was pregnant with our second child and she was getting close to the end of the pregnancy and was getting quite big. One night my wife was trying to get out of her recliner chair after relaxing after dinner and was having a bit of trouble. When she finally got up, she said, "Oh My God, I am getting so big. To our surprise, within seconds our 4-yr-old son chimed in with "It's not our fault you went out and got fat." To this day, it is the funniest think I have ever heard or witnessed. I tell this story constantly to all of our friends. Everybody loves it. I think she laughed sooooo hard that we almost had our second kid right there on the spot! ~Nick Hilleshiem Editor's Note So whose fault was it? Funny! I wonder why he thought she might blame someone else! Just as well laughing doesn't bring on labor! Thanks for your entry into our Funny Kids Quotes contest Nick, Good luck! Annie D :) Click here to post comments. Join in and write your own page! It's easy to do. How? Simply click here to return to Funny Kids Quotes. The Secret by Nita (Australia) I have a 4 year old, and a two year old, and have just found out I am pregnant with number three. We decided we wanted to tell our kids before it became general knowledge, so I asked our 4 year old boy, if he would like the idea of a new brother or sister. He loves babies, and has been fabulous with his little sister, and was really excited. We had a bit more conversation about babies growing in my tummy etc, then I said, "we haven't told anyone yet, so for a little while it is going to be our secret, ok?" He has been learning about secrets at preschool and was very excited to have a big secret to keep. When his Daddy got home that night, Dad said, "what do you think about having a new baby brother or sister?" because he knew I was going to talk to him about it today. Master four stood up and put his hands on his hips and said, "Who told you? Mommy said it was supposed to be a secret?" I have never laughed so hard in my life! Click here to read or post comments. Join in and write your own page! It's easy to do. How? Simply click here to return to Funny Kids Quotes. Made In China by Lisa Kaminsky (Southborough, MA) My little girl was born in China and came to the States when she was 18 months old. One day she was examining her stuffed animal and noticed from the manufactures tag that it was made in China. She thought for a moment and said, "Hey! I was made in China, too!" Editor's Note: Lisa that is so cute! I bet she is too! My brother was 1/2 Chinese and adopted, and he was the cutest baby ever. I love her Made in China, that's a good one! Good Luck! Annie D :) Click here to post comments. Join in and write your own page! It's easy to do. How? Simply click here to return to Funny Kids Quotes.	Annie Recommends There is so much confusing information out there about parenting, it can be hard to know how to cover all bases. 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